Wednesday, October 16, 2013

WTF Wednesday

How fast the weeks fly by!  It's What the F*ck Wednesday again, in the blink of an eye!  That's the day when I share with you those news items that cause me to scratch my head and ask myself, "What the f*ck???


A pedestrian in Brunswick, Ohio, reported to police that he was nearly rundown by a driver in an SUV.  The driver was found exiting a McDonald's drive-thru and failed to stop for police officers.  He did pull over some distance later and apologized, saying he was too drunk and wanted to finish his Big Mac.  He continued eating during the stop, and then completed the sobriety test.  Randall Miller faces charges of operating under the influence, failure to comply, and driving without a license.

At least he has a full tummy!  (Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!)

"I Vant to be alone."
Devis Licciardi attempted to pass a drug test with the use of a fake penis.  The "organ" was filled with uncontaminated urine.  The ploy was discovered when he asked to be alone to give his specimen.  The doctor administering the test refused his request, and as a result,  was caught "red-handed.  The fake penis runner is now facing a lengthy ban from the Olympics.

I feel like the adage "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" applies here, but I'm not sure why.

A pre-Halloween Horror?
That one left me speechless!
Enough head scratching for today!



The Dose of Reality said...

OMG, that roller coaster made me almost cry just looking at it! These posts always make me laugh!-Ashley

Pat said...

I'm just curious where one would by a fake penis - I'm sure not in the sex-novelty shop! I don't think they have penises that you can fill up with liquid! Not that I'm speaking from experience here or

NOW I know why I've stopped going on roller coasters!

Brian Miller said...

ha. the way we think of to kill if that fake penis was one of the free ones that they were giving out to furloughed employees....see it all makes sense...i need a big mac now...haha

Brian Miller said...

and pat, yep they do have them...
not that i know or anything...ha...

fishducky said...

What kind of a weird mind does someone have to have to design a roller coaster like that?

A Beer For The Shower said...

As a guy who's terrified of roller coasters (and doesn't find them fun), that does NOT sound like a good death. The whole point is NOT to go out screaming and crapping myself, thank you very much!

Stephen Hayes said...

And I thought the worse thing that could happen to me on a roller coaster is that I'd blow chow!

Merlesworld said...

I'm not a fan of roller coasters, they upset my tummy but being killed by them.
Anything about a fake penis is always funny.

Eva Gallant said...

Merle: Glad to see you dropped by; it's been a while.

Stephen: Who knew? It does give one pause. I'm too chicken to get on a roller coaster anyhow!

ABFTS: I'm with you guys!

fishduck: pretty weird, I'd say!

Brian: Makes sense to me, too!

Pat: You've lead a sheltered life?

Ashley: I love that I can make you laugh!

River said...

I don't like the sound of that roller coaster, yes, it will starve the brain of oxygen, but that doesn't necessarily mean death, just brain death. What does the family do then? Keep the body alive at great cost or kill their own parents/grandparents??
That's horrifying.