Wednesday, October 9, 2013

WTF Wednesday

How fast the weeks fly by!  It's What the F*ck Wednesday again, in the blink of an eye!  That's the day when I share with you those news items that cause me to scratch my head and ask myself, "What the f*ck???

I know I've missed a few Wednesdays, but here's hoping I can get back on schedule!

Relief from the Government Shutdown!

A sex toy company called is offering government employees relief from the stress of being out of work in the form of a free pink vibrator.  The thinking behind this is that these "furloughed" workers have time on their hands....let's put a vibrator in their hands and give them something fun to do!  Over 600 vibrators have already been mailed out, and the company is prepared to continue the free mailings as long as the shut down is in effect.  They do not verify whether recipients are indeed government employees, as that would go against the companies privacy regulations, but they warn that "karma may get you" if you submit a fraudulent request.


Who "dung" it?

Yale University officials and students are trying to find the  who is soiling people's laundry by putting human excrement in the dryers in the laundry room at Saybrook College.  The Poopertrator has struck four different times, and the whole campus is determined to catch the stinker.


McDonald's customer misses "happy ending"

When the clerk at the McDonald's drive-thru in Wildwood, FL, turned to hand the 69-year-old man his change, she saw that he was nude from the waist down and was masturbating.  When he tried to pull her hand into his car, she yanked it away, closed the drive-thru window and dialed 911.  The perv was apprehended a short time later at a gas station, where he had draped a shirt over his lap.

I don't think that's what McD's had in mind when they advertised "special sauce" on their Big Macs!


Mail Slot "special delivery"

A 50-year-old woman in Sweden who suspected a man had been following her, quickly entered her home and locked the door behind her.  A few seconds later, she heard a noise at the door and returned to see the man had thrust his genitals through the mail slot in the door.  

After attempting a "special delivery" of his "package," he was later arrested for exposing himself to a woman  on the street the following day.  There was no mention whether his package was stamped, "Return to Sender."


Enough WTF's for today!



Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
HAH! Oh Eva, we have missed you and the WTF items you find!!! Head-scratchers indeed. YAM xx

Brian Miller said...

all of a sudden i am wishing i was on furlough...hahah

Rosemary Nickerson said...

naughty and not too nice either, Eva. I didn't laugh like I usually do at your collections. Maybe next time.

Stephen Hayes said...

So glad you're back. I hope Mr. Eva is on the mend and things are settling down for you, and I hope your sister is recovering.

fishducky said...

I absolutely LOVE your WTF Wednesdays & today was no exception!! Hope Mr. Eva is soon back to normal--whatever that may be!!

Empty Nester said...

Pretty sure I'm going to march right into school tomorrow and ask to be furloughed. LOL

Eva Gallant said...

Empty-nester: I say, go for it!

fishducky: Glad I gave you a few chuckles!

Stephen: thanks; I'm glad to be back. Mr. Eva is definitely on the mend and should be home by next weekend.

Rosemary: Sorry if I was TOO naughty; I'll try to do better next time!

Brian: Just keep wishing!

Yamini: Glad you enjoyed my comeback post!

River said...

I laughed at "poopertrator", but waht an awful thing to do to people.
I'm kinda glad I never worked at a drive through window.

The Dose of Reality said...

HA HA HA!! Totally dying over how funny these are! :)-Ashley

Pat said...

Maybe that guy just wanted to play "post office"? Ha ha!

Very funny stuff!

Sue said...

Oh my gosh, a couple of these were really gross!!!

Hard to believe that such things happen. And that you manage to find out about them!