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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

WTF Wednesday

How fast the weeks fly by!  It's What the F*ck Wednesday again, in the blink of an eye!  That's the day when I share with you those news items that cause me to scratch my head and ask myself, "What the f*ck???


It's All In Your Perspective


  
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there; a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvelous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.
Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go?"

Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."

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 ELDERLY






While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.



One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions,
she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'
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s.p.s.   It's official!  I've totally lost my mind.   I posted saturday silliness jokes on WTF Wednesday!  I need to get back on  my meds!
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EVA 

14 comments:

fishducky said...

I sense a tiny ring of familiarity here!!

The Dose of Reality said...

I LOVE the one about the password. My mom would do exactly that!! I can't wait to send this to her!! Hahahaha!! --Lisa

Brian Miller said...

hahaha the tooth fairy....that is so cute...thanks for starting my day with a smile.

Pat said...

Ya know, if you wouldn't have mentioned it, I wonder how many people would have noticed it wasn't WTF material? We all just laughed about the content! Ha ha!

Love the "wear an old dress" response!

The tooth fairy one was priceless, too!

Stephen Hayes said...

I always enjoy the humor in these posts. Thanks.

Paula Jones said...

'wear an old dress' - I must remember that!! too funny!

Merlesworld said...

What a good password and the tooth fairy will go broke it it become a common practice.
Merle.........

Al Penwasser said...

Yeah, Eva. WTF?
:-)

River said...

Oh Lordy!
That password!
Duh.

Rosemary Nickerson said...

I love the Saturday Silliness jokes. They made me laugh out loud! Great Job, Eva.

Katherine Hall said...

LOL! My favourite is the dress one!

Kate | Diaries of a Essex Girl

Eva Gallant said...

fishducky: I would have no funny material to post if it weren't for you and my sister-in-law!

Lisa: I hop it gives your mom a giggle!

Brian: I hope you can start everyday with a smile!

Pat: that was my favorite, too!

Stephen: It's always a jog to make others smile!

Paula: Long time no see! Thanks for dropping by!

Merle: I know how the tooth fairy will be feeling in this economy!

Al: I know! WTF!!

River: the password was quite a mouthful!

Rosemary: Thanks!

Katherine: Mine, too!

Eva Gallant said...

fishducky: I would have no funny material to post if it weren't for you and my sister-in-law!

Lisa: I hop it gives your mom a giggle!

Brian: I hope you can start everyday with a smile!

Pat: that was my favorite, too!

Stephen: It's always a jog to make others smile!

Paula: Long time no see! Thanks for dropping by!

Merle: I know how the tooth fairy will be feeling in this economy!

Al: I know! WTF!!

River: the password was quite a mouthful!

Rosemary: Thanks!

Katherine: Mine, too!

Sue said...

haha

Thanks for the gift, Eva!

=D