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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

WTF Wednesday



How fast the weeks fly by!  It's What the F*ck Wednesday again, in the blink of an eye!  That's the day when I share with you those news items that cause me to scratch my head and ask myself, "What the f*ck???

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That Pizza Craving Can Be the Death of You!
Michael Morin, 60, of Oakland, Maine, stopped for lunch at a Pizza Hut in Skowhegan, Maine.  He parked his fully loaded logging truck a couple of car rows away from the building, exited the vehicle and proceeded toward the restaurant, which was due to open in 5 minutes.  For reasons unknown to the police at this time, the truck rolled forward, crushing Morin and crashing into the front of the building.  Morin was pronounced dead at the local hospital.  The Police Chief and Pizza Hut employees are probably scratching their heads and wondering.....(you've got it: WTF?)
Maybe he should have ordered takeout?
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       Harsh Hack!



A 26-year-old man in China was so depressed by his inactive love life that he cut off his penis.  A short time later, he regretted his rash action, jumped on his bicycle and rode to the hospital as quickly as he could.  When the attending doctor asked him where the missing member was, he realized he'd forgotten it in his rush.  He pounced back on his bike and pedaled in pursuit of the penis in a panic.   When he finally returned to the hospital, too much time had passed, the organ had been without blood for too long, and, sadly, reattachment was no longer viable.   

Chop in haste and repent at leisure?
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Let Your Teddy Travel!
A Japanese travel agency wants to send your stuffed animals on vacation!  For a nominal fee of $55.00, you can send Teddy or Pooh to Tokyo, Yokohama, or even on a Mystery Tour.  Unagi Travel offers the person who's housebound, or can't afford to go on vacation oneself, to experience travel vicariously through the eyes of you toy friends.  (Though why you would want to sent a stuffed animal on vacation is a mystery to me!)

Wait a minute!  They are onto something here!  If  I can stuff 60 teddy bears in a suitcase, at $55 each, I could go on that cruise I've always wanted to experience!  What do you say?  Anyone want to sent their Pooh Bear or Piglet on a cruise for only $55?  I promise I'll send you photos of your furry friend enjoying the deck, the casino, even the pool!
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Enough head-scratching for today!

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EVA

9 comments:

Al Penwasser said...

Sounds like Mike made himself into a pizza.

Brian Miller said...

i would have to be terribly depressed...and on some really wacky medication....just saying...

Stephen Hayes said...

But Mrs. Chatterbox does take her teddy bear on vacation with her---ME!

Sue said...

Um. Hard to imagine a guy lopping off his member. Just sayin'.

;)

River said...

Oh dear, the penis chop, how sad.
I'm a bit suspicious of stuffed toys going from country to country without me. How would I know they're not being used to smuggle small packets of...anything, really. I'll keep my teddies and monkeys at home.

The Dose of Reality said...

I'd think if you were unhappy with your love life that would be the last thing you should do. I hardly think THAT'S going to help you out. GAH! Total WTF!!! --Lisa

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
...ahem, okay, fessing up... I have two little 'stuffies' who travel everywhere with me. But I'd say YOU are onto something there Eva!!! YAM xx

Eva Gallant said...

Al: A thin crust one, at that!

Brian: No drugs were mentioned, but it certainly would be believable!

Stephen: Awwww.....

Sue: I agree!

River: I hadn't even thought of that!

Lisa: Definitely a strange thought process at work!

Yamini: It sounds like a brilliant scam they are running!

A Beer For The Shower said...

Ha! I love that the guy had to pedal back for his own penis. Like, it never occurred to anyone that they could just drive and go pick it up. Brilliant.