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Saturday, November 30, 2013

Saturday Silliness

Colonoscopy 

I went into my proctologist's office
for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to
an examining room and told me to
get undressed and have a seat until
the doctor could see me .
She said that he would only be a
few minutes. 
 
After putting on the gown that she
gave me I sat down. While waiting
I observed that there were three
items on a stand next to the exam
table: 


A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer
 


When the doctor finally came in
I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little
confused.  his is my first exam ...
I know what the 
K-Y is for
And I know what the 
glove is for,
But can you tell me what the BEER is for?

At that Doctor Paul became
noticeably outraged and stormed
over to the door, flung the door
open and yelled to his nurse .. . .. . . .
Dang it Evelyn !!! 

I said a 
BUTT LIGHT "! 

 ...sort of like a Pabst smear! 
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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles." 


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Apple Inc. has developed a new high tech toilet. The details are not yet clear, but the company is torn between two names for the new device: Either the iPood, or the iPeed. 

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Enough silliness for today!

EVA

8 comments:

Brian Miller said...

hey if i made my money inspecting peoples butts i might need a beer...or a few...hahaha

Stephen Hayes said...

All are funny, particularly the "Butt Light."

fishducky said...

I'd never heard the "butt light" one before--loved it!!

Merlesworld said...

I would have drank the beer, next time I have a pap smear I will ask for one.
Being married to a ex truck driver I have heard that one before but it's still funny.
Merle..............

River said...

oh for heaven's sake! I pooed or I peed....why not just call it Iwent.
The truck over the motorbikes just never gets old, no matter how many times I hear it, I laugh every time.

A Beer For The Shower said...

I always love these, but the Butt Light one? Yeah, right up our alley. :)

The Dose of Reality said...

HA HA HA!! The first one made me burst out laughing!! :)-Ashley

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