Wednesday, November 6, 2013

WTF Wednesday

How fast the weeks fly by!  It's What the F*ck Wednesday again, in the blink of an eye!  That's the day when I share with you those news items that cause me to scratch my head and ask myself, "What the f*ck???

Spelling Errors and Wrong Notes - San Francisco

A man walked into the downtown Bank of America and on the back of
a deposit slip wrote, "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag."
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, the man
began to worry that someone may have seen him write the note and
might call the police before he could reach the teller.

So, the criminal left the Bank of America and walked across to the
street to Wells Fargo. After waiting in line for several minutes there,
he handed his note to a teller. After reading it, the teller determined
that this robber was perhaps a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

She told him that because his note was written on a Bank of America
deposit slip, she could not honor his demand. He would either have to
fill out a Wells Fargo withdrawal slip or go back to the Bank of America.

Feeling defeated, the man said he understood and left. The Wells Fargo
teller promptly called the police, who arrested the man a few minutes
later--still waiting in line at the Bank of America.


The Perfect Scam - Australia

Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:

A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check.

After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company check.

However, due to the name of the company, few people will present
these checks to their banks. The name of the company:
"The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company."

Don't Defend Yourself - Oklahoma City

Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store
in a district court this week when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district
attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending
himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber.

Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said,
"I should of blown your [expletive] head off!"
The defendant paused, then quickly
added, "- if I'd been the one that was there."

The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommend a 30-year sentence.


This Smells Odd

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home
parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he
bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an
ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal
gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's
sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle
declined to press charges, saying that it was the best
laugh he'd ever had.


Enough head scratching for today!  (the above scratchings came from\



The Dose of Reality said...

Cracking up! I love the bank robbery one, but the RV one was the one that killed me! That is AWESOME!!-Ashley

Pat said...

That was one quick-thinking AND smart bank teller and one STUPID robber!

That sex company had the PERFECT way to deceive people!

Susan Baker said...

The RV one killed me! As an RV owner, that is the BEST. Thanks for the giggles today. said...

Love the Newton story! LOL Thanks for perking up my day!
Visiting from #findingthefunny Have a great week!

Gail said...


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Funny Wednesday strikes again

Al Penwasser said...

Well, now I know how to make a few bucks.

fishducky said...

FUNNY!! I stole your bank robber story but I'm giving you credit.

Stephen Hayes said...

If only the people who devised that sex scam could use their genius for good.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
It all just goes to show the world is full of ****! YAM x

Eva Gallant said...

Ashley: Glad you got a laugh out of it!

Pat: I agree....who wants to cash that check?????

Susan: thanks for dropping by! glad I gave you a giggle!

Vanilla: Thanks for stopping by! Hope you come back soon.

Gail: Thanks!

Alongtheselines: Glad you liked it...come back soon!

Al: Good luck with that!

fishducky: I guess I'd better start giving you credit!

Stephen: Isn't that the truth!

Yamini: I think you are right! lol

A Beer For The Shower said...

I would totally still cash that check, just to watch the expression on the bank teller's face.

River said...

Love all of these, as for the Perfect Scam...well, maybe that's where my ex's money went, since he claimed to be always broke in spite of earning twice my wage. I know a better scam...

Brian Miller said...

ha. i would def be cashing that check...can you imagine the teller trying to keep a straight

BLissed-Out Grandma said...

Funny stuff. I especially love the bank robber story. May we all be so clever!

BLissed-Out Grandma said...

Oops, I meant may we all be as clever as the teller, not the robber. :)

Queen-Size funny bone said...

Love it! Laughter is the best medicine to start the day.

Victoria Hamel said...

lol funny funny stuff. Thanks for sharing!

Sue said...

Geez, what a dopey robber. And I liked the last one, too!