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Wednesday, November 20, 2013

WTF Wednesday

How fast the weeks fly by!  It's What the F*ck Wednesday again, in the blink of an eye!  That's the day when I share with you those news items that cause me to scratch my head and ask myself, "What the f*ck???



Note To Mechanic

An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: "Check for
clunking sound when going around corners."

Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a
moment later he heard a 'clunk'.

He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk'.

Back at the shop he opened the car's trunk, and soon
discovered the problem.

Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager
with the notation, "Removed bowling ball from trunk".


Duh?

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Cash Machine - Kentucky

Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from
the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front
panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared,
they left the scene and drove home.

With the chain still attached to the machine.
With their bumper still attached to the chain.
With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper. 


Gee, I wonder how the cops caught them?


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Not Me!

The Belgium news agency Belga reported in November that
a man suspected of robbing a jewelry store in Liege said
he couldn't have done it because he was busy breaking into
a school at the same time. Police then arrested him for
breaking into the school.


Guess he didn't really think that alibi through.


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Today's head-scratching items came from digital dream door.



EVA

8 comments:

The Dose of Reality said...

Am cracking up at the ATM story! That is so awesome! And so funny!-Ashley

Pat said...

That would be so like me to take my car to the mechanic for a clunking noise only to find out it was caused by something in the trunk! (That is, if I wasn't married to my smart husband!)

Stephen Hayes said...

It never fails to amuse me how stupid some thieves can be.

fishducky said...

Even FUNNIER than usual!!

River said...

A few bungling burglars this week, they're always good for a laugh.

Rosemary Nickerson said...

Just goes to show, a life of crime doesn't take much in the brains department.

BLissed-Out Grandma said...

I like "stupid criminal" stories. And with your post I got a pop-up ad for "MN Bumper Repair." Uh-oh, now the Internet thinks I did the crime!

Sue said...

That first one is classic!

=)