Saturday, December 7, 2013

Saturday Silliness

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life Towards 2014 -- Remember:

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ... 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant Flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to Your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes, Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment ... for enjoying sex.

Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel ... because those that matter... don't mind ... and those that mind ...don't matter!



fishducky said...

I see you're now a philosopher!!

Stephen Hayes said...

How is it possible for one blog post to contain so much wisdom. Happy Weekend.

Maureen said...

I couldn't agree more with #8 !

River said...

#4, ha ha! Mine too.

#9, that's what my kids house should be.

Rosemary Nickerson said...

ha! good ones this week, Eva! You made me laugh!

A Beer For The Shower said...

#2 and #6 made me laugh out loud.

The Dose of Reality said...

HA HA HA!! Number 10 made me BURST out laughing!-Ashley

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