Saturday, December 21, 2013

Saturday Silliness

Who says men don't remember things?

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and hence, she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop."

He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door." 

The strange Christmas scene

In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.
SnowmanThe three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You stupid Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"

Once upon a time long ago in a land of charm:

There lived a king.
The king had a  beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..  
But  there was a problem. Everything the princess  touched would melt. No matter  what; Metal,  Wood,  
Stone,  anything  she touched would melt. 
Because  of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would  dare marry her. 
The  king despaired. What could he do to help his  daughter? 
He  consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard  told the king, 'If your daughter touches one  thing that does not melt in her  hands,  she will  be cured.'
The  king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. 
The  next day, he held a competition. Any man that  could bring his daughter an object  that would not melt would marry her and inherit  the king's wealth...
The  first brought a sword of the finest steel.  But  alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.  The prince went away sadly ..  

The second  prince brought diamonds.  He thought  diamonds are the hardest substance in the world  and would not melt. But alas, once the princess  touched them, they melted.   He too  was sent away disappointed. 
The  third prince approached. He told the princess,  'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is  in there.'
The princess did as she was  told, though she turned red .  
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She  felt something hard. She held it in her hand.  And it did  not melt!!!
The  king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was  overjoyed. 
And  the third prince married the princess and they  both lived happily ever after. 
Question:  What was in the prince's pants? 

M&M's  of course.
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They  melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 

What  were you thinking??




Jeannine Breton said...

You have the funniest animated characters!, Thanks. for the laughs....

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Okay, you got me!! &*<> YAM xx

Stephen Hayes said...

Well, you got me on the M&M joke. For her sake I hope there was something MORE in his pants.

Al Penwasser said...

What a great husband.
I'm doing my drinking at home.

Sue said...



fishducky said...

Funny again, Eva!!

River said...

You got me good and proper!!
M&Ms, hahahahahaha, love the little frog rolling on the floor laughing.
As for that cheeky husband, he should have been in that jeweller's shop, not the pub next door.

The Dose of Reality said...

That first one had me DYING laughing!! That was exactly the laugh I needed today! :)-Ashley