Wednesday, December 4, 2013

WTF Wednesday

How fast the weeks fly by!  It's What the F*ck Wednesday again, in the blink of an eye!  That's the day when I share with you those news items that cause me to scratch my head and ask myself, "What the f*ck???

Stuck Between the Wall and a Hard Place?

An unidentified 28-year-old California woman found herself stuck in an 18" space between a vacant supermarket building and a strip mall after attempting to jump from the roof of one building to the other.  At first she was stuck about 5 feet from the ground, but managed to shimmy herself the rest of the way down.  However, columns were blocking her escape, and it took 30 Santa Ana firefighters to rescue her by putting her in a harness and lifting her out.  She was taken to a hospital where she was treated for cuts and bruises after her hour-and-a-half entrapment.
No explanation was given for why she was roof-jumping in the first place.

Maybe she thought she was superman and could "leap tall buildings in a single bound?"

Would You Give Your Left Nut For a New Car?
If you watch The Doctors television show, then you know Mark Parisi plans to do just that.  In what some may call a ballsy move, he's selling one of his testicles for $35,000, so he can buy a Nissan 370Z.  He did not disclose the institution making the purchase, not the type of research planned;  hopefully it has nothing to do with breeding....this guy has made a living as a test subject for science, even receiving $5000 for taking part in an eboli study....doesn't sound like he's the sharpest crayon in the box!


Penis Sizes by State

According to the Huffington Post, Condomania, a manufacturer of condoms, has rated the United States for penis size, largest to smallest, according to the size condoms sold in those states.

North Dakota appears to have the largest assortment of junk in the country, followed by Rhode Island.   If you want to see where your state ranks, or where you might want to relocate, click the link here!


And that's enough head-scratching for today!



The Dose of Reality said...

GAH!!! You are not kidding with this "WTF Wednesday". These had my mouth hanging open in disbelief!! Hahahahahahahaha!! Wow.... --Lisa

River said...

That silly woman stuck between buildings? Might have been quicker and cheaper to spray her down with vegetable oil and just slide her right out.
I'm not the least bit interested in knowing who has the biggest penises.

Pat said...

Well - there's one advantage of being overweight! I'd never fall between the cracks of buildings! Up, up and AWAY! LOL!

IL ranks #26 as far as penis size. It figures - midway = MIDWEST. Glad I don't live in Mississippi. Their state name is longer than their ding-dong!

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I would like to know WHO is conducting these junk measuring sessions to determine such things! Is that someone's job now, measuring penises? Good Lord.

I did laugh at the chick between the buildings but mostly I cringed because OMG claustrophobia! I'd have freaked right out. Plus I want to see pictures, damn it :)

fishducky said...

This goes with my "Stupid is Forever" post today!!

Sue said...

These are both ridiculous and hilarious, a good combo!


Stephen Hayes said...

Oregonians are nineteenth in penis size? I wonder who the losers are who are dragging us down.

Brian Miller said...

ha. not sure i want to know where VA ranks...i guess after you average all of them it brings some of us back down to reality eh? ha.

A Beer For The Shower said...

Wow. First off, my aunt has a 370Z. It's cool but definitely not worth a nut.

And second, Colorado is 11, I guess. We're both happy to contribute toward that ranking.

Theresa said...

Awesome WTF Wednesday stuff. Good thing I don't have "nuts" because I'd probably sell one for a Red Corvette Stingray t-top convertible. Oh wait, no I wouldn't. I have a brain. LOL
Happy Holidays my friend! Huggsss