Wednesday, December 18, 2013

WTF Wednesday

How fast the weeks fly by!  It's What the F*ck Wednesday again, in the blink of an eye!  That's the day when I share with you those news items that cause me to scratch my head and ask myself, "What the f*ck???

Behold the Cthuken.

Looking for an alternative to the spiral cut ham or roasted turkey for your Christmas Dinner? Rusty Yulberg, a database administrator from Lubbock, Texas put together this tasty treat. You remember turducken, which was a chicken cooked inside of a duck cooked inside of a turkey? Well, this new creation is a chicken stuffed with octopus tentacles, topped with crab legs and bacon.

It sure looks "fowl" to me!

Identifying Birds by their Droppings

If you've ever had a splat on your windshield cause you to ask, "Who did that" This is the book for you. This gives a whole new meaning to bird watching! From that poop on your windshield, this book helps you identify the species responsible, their eating habits, and their habitats. No can order this book from Amazon by clicking here!

I don't even want to think about the research that went into this text, nor the mind that conceived the idea!

Happy Holidays gets Grinch-like Response

In Phoenix, Arizona, a Salvation Army Bell Ringer received a punch when she said Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas.  "Do you believe in God?" the attacker asked, "Then you're supposed to say Merry Christms!"  The woman punch-uated her comment with punch to the Bell Ringer.

Way to put Christ back in Christmas; I'm sure He would approve.

Personally, I don't understand what all the fuss is about.  Happy Holidays is a greeting that is all inclusive--whether the recipient is Christian, Jewish, or of any other faith.  There are people celebrating Kwanza, Chanukah, The Chinese New Year, and various other events at this time of year.  Why can't we say "Happy Holidays" and wish people of all faiths and ethnic backgrounds happiness and peace?*********************

That's enough head-scratching for this week!



fishducky said...

I clicked over to Amazon & looked at the book--unbelievable (both that it was written & published)!!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Bravo for that last one Eva - Happy Holidays it is!!! YAM xx

Al Penwasser said...

Well, it has BACON.
I'm sold.

Stephen Hayes said...

I recall feeling very good when people started saying Happy Holidays because it seemed so inclusive. This so-called war on Christmas is a right wing joke!

Brian Miller said...

that first dish looks like something out of a sci fi horror movie....

River said...

There's a book about bird droppings??

That Cthuken looks positively disgusting. I'm nauseous just looking at it. If I had those foods on my Christmas table they'd be served separately. On large platters down the centre of the table. I really do prefer my chicken without octopus flavouring.

Happy Holidays!

The Dose of Reality said...

That is the most ridiculous piece of "food" I have ever seen! It almost made me cry!-Ashley