Saturday, May 17, 2014

Saturday Silliness

Sex and Good Grammar

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.

The Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder warned, 'This is a powerful medicine. Take only a teaspoonful, then say '1-2-3.'  When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."

The man thanked the old Indian and as he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

eBay Warning.....
Be careful what you buy on eBay.

If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.

A friend has just spent $95, plus postage, on a penis enlarger.

Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.

The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."


I was always taught to respect my elders. 
But it keeps getting harder to find one. 



Enjoy the weekend!



Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Eva's back!!!! We've missed our Sat-sil. Great selection here. Hope the weekend is shining. YAM xx

Stephen Hayes said...

1..2..3..for! Love it! Thanks for the laugh.

River said...

Hooray for Saturday Silliness again.
I love those two babies in deck chairs!

Eddie Bluelights said...

That's why I can't count to more than three and kind of walk in a funny way!!! ROFL. Love that one!!
and the others.
So glad Saturday Silliness is back but even more plesed to see you back in Blogsville ~ Eddie X