Saturday, May 24, 2014

Weekend Silliness

Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had...

Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had.
Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.

Kevin said, 'Shingles.'
The doctor asked, 'Where?'

Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck.’
        Where do you want me to unload 'em??'


A woman buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She 
drives the car perfectly during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all.  After trying to 
drive the car at night for a week (but without any
 luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and
 they send out a technician to her.  
The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to her and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?" 
Full of anger, the woman replies: "How could you ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know! Of course
 I am using the right gears;  I use D during the day 
and N at night." 


                                  (That last one is courtesy of fishducky!)



Joanna Jenkins said...

Shingles! Hahahahaha!
Very funny, Eva.
xo jj

Brian Miller said...

D during the day
and N at night...


Vodka Logic said...

haha.. I never expected the end of the shingles joke.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
OMG Eva - I nearly got a hernia from those shingles.... &*<> YAM xx

Stephen Hayes said...

Shingles, I know, are terribly painful, but I was still able to laugh at this cartoon. Thanks for sharing.

River said...

These are so funny, I like the fishducky cartoon. Who's Pearl?

I had an idea the shingles might be the construction type.

Eva Gallant said...

Joanna: Glad you had a chuckle!

Brian: Seems like a logical idea.

Vodka: Gotcha@

Yamini: Oh no!

Sephen: You're welcome.

River: Fishducky sends me the best material!