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Saturday, May 31, 2014

Weekend Silliness


To-Do list: 
 
1) Buy four pigs 
 
2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 on their backs 
 
3) Release them in Wal-Mart 
 
4) Sit back and watch Security look for number 4. 


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Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny: Seven!!! SIR!
A very angry Teacher: Where in the heck do you get seven from?!?!?
A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got a darn cat!!!
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Guitar, for sale ... Cheap ... no strings attached. 
Sign in a Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.'  
Sign In Driving School: 
If Your Wife Wants To Learn Driving, Don't Stand In Her Way. 
Sign At A Barber's : 
 We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business. 
EVA

10 comments:

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Young Johnny will go far... &*<> YAM xx

Joanne Noragon said...

I had to read the pigs twice to geddit. Some things must be splained to me.

Sue said...

haha

Cute, Eva!

=)

Stephen Hayes said...

Love the one about paying in advance if you're drinking to forget. Have a great weekend.

tsonoda148 said...

LOVE the pig one! And the cat one! OMG funny stuff! Thanks for giving me a much needed giggle. HUGsss

Eva Gallant said...

Yamini: I think you are right!

Joanne: Glad you got it after all!

Sue: Thanks!

Stephen: Glad you had a chuckle; you have a great weekend, also.

Terry: So glad I could make you laugh! Hugs back at you!

River said...

I really, really love that pig idea!!
I think that teacher should have asked how did Johnny get seven after the first answer not after three.

Joanna Jenkins said...

The kids in my family raise pigs for 4-H. I'm going to tell them this story. Ha!
Happy Sunday, Eva.
xo jj

The Dose of Reality said...

BWAH HA HA HA!! I love the pig one! That is hilarious!!-Ashley

A Beer For The Shower said...

These are great! I especially love those Little Johnny jokes about Johnny being a wiseguy to his teacher.