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Saturday, June 7, 2014

Weekend Silliness



(That one was from Fishducky!)


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BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.

'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.

'What have you got there, dear?'

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered,
'I think it's Adam's underwear!'

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A gentleman couldn't find his luggage at the airport
baggage area and went to the lost luggage office 
and reported the loss. 
 
 
The woman there smiled and told him not to worry 
because she was a trained professional and said he 
was in good hands. 

"Now,"she asked,"Has your plane arrived yet?"

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TEN (10)  THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU

1) You are  reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't  say the letter ''P'' without  separating your lips.

4) You just  attempted  to do it.

6) You are  laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your  face and  you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked  to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You  laugh at this because you are a fun loving person &  everyone  does it too.

10) You are  probably going to send this to others to see who else falls  for it.
I shared it with you because I didn't want to be  alone in the idiot category.

Have a  great Day.  Laugh, and then Laugh and  sing It's a  Beautiful Morning even when it's not.

"Do not regret growing older.  It is a privilege  denied to many."
 


EVA

8 comments:

Al Penwasser said...

It's great to see you're back! I've been gone for over two months and won't be back for another two weeks. But, it's good to laugh at Weekend Silliness again!

River said...

You know, I've often wondered why Adam wore underwear at all??

Who puts tubes of anything back in the boxes?? I would have the preparation H marked with big red Xs!or a skull and crossbones.

Eddie Bluelights said...

Loved them, Eva

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
...and again the tea is spilled... Happy weekend you jokester you!! YAM xx

Stephen Hayes said...

Love that story about Adam's underwear. Thanks for the laughs and have a great week.

Brian Miller said...

ha. a trained professional eh? smiles....

hope the weekend was a grand one...

www.retiredandcrazy.com said...

Funny Eva, the one about the Lost Luggage "train professional" has a ring of truth!

Eva Gallant said...


Al: good to see you!

River: I'm with you!

Eddie: Glad if I gave you a giggle!

Yam: You just can't drink and read.

Stephen: You're welcome!

Brian: Yours as well.

Retired: Scary, isn't it?