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Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Three Boobs??


Jasmine Tridevil claims to have paid $20,000 to have a third breast suggically implanted between her two real ones.  Why?  She is done dating and wants to make herself unattractive to men, and also because she wants to have her own reality show on MTV.

Makes sense to me---men who drool over the cleavage of a two-titted temptress are bound to be turned off by a three-boobed babe!  Heaven knows back fat isn't a big hit with the guys, nor is a spare tire, nor love handles.

She says she had to call 50 or 60 plastic surgeons before she found one who was willing to "boost" her bust-line, and then only if he remained anonymous.  You'd think he'd want his name publicized so the hordes of hootchi mamas who desire a trio of 'tatas" would know who to call!

Snopes, that well-known debunker of urban legends did some research and found that a woman by the name of Alisha Jasmine Hester (whose facebook photos closely resemble Jasmine Tridevil] reported her luggage missing at the Tampa, Florida airport.  When it was found, a report of the contents listed among her personal belongings in the bag was a three-breasted prosthesis.  

Must be a coincidence, right?

Somehow, I doubt she'll be having a reality show any time soon.

EVA

17 comments:

Stephen Hayes said...

I'm not so sure. There are a lot of really stupid reality shows out there.

Eddie Bluelights said...

I think she boobed with that decision don't you!!
How ridiculous - I think she will have a reversal operation before long . . . silly girl . . . . Cheers ~ Eddie :)

Merlesworld said...

Wy are we never happy with what we have got.
Anything to make us stand out.
Merle.........

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
...just when you think you can't have your draw dropped any more...

&*> YAM xx

Brian Miller said...

wonder if i could get a second...
wait, never mind...ha...smiles.

River said...

I don't want the two I've got! Or at least I'd like them to shrink back to their original B size. Why on earth would any woman want an extra one??

Eva Gallant said...

Stephen: You are so right! They keep coming up with the lamest excuses for a reality tv show!

Eddie: I agree...if in fact it's not a prosthesis!

Merle: I know; it's sad.

Yam: There are so many idiots in the world!

Brian: You Devil!

River: Ah, if only we could bring back the B cup days!

Muffy's Marks said...

Only proves, it takes all kinds to keep this great big world of our interesting. Maybe she will join the circus instead of a reality show!!!

Al Penwasser said...

I seriously don't get it. As a man of my gender, I can't see where three boobs would be unattractive. At the very least, I would be intrigued.
Looks like something out of 'Star Trek,' though.

glnroz said...

people,,, myyy goodnesss,,, reckon? How you been Ms. Eva

Eva Gallant said...

Muffy: Now there's an option!

Al: I'm sure you are correct; however, I suspect the REAL reason was her hopes of landing a reality show!

Glen: So glad to hear from you! I'm fine although I've not blogged much since during the past year. I'm trying to get back on track.

Joanna Jenkins said...

Proof, that some people are just plain crazy.

And I love Brian's comment ;-)

xo jj

Eva Gallant said...

Joanna: I do, too!

The Dose of Reality said...

Saw this story the other day and just shook my head. What is the world coming to?! ;)-Ashley

Susan Anderson said...

haha

What an odd woman. I think she could come up with better scenarios for fame…

;)

Eva Gallant said...

Ashley: What indeed!

Sue: I think odd is an understatement!

lotta joy said...

Oddly enough, when she showed up on the news, most women gagged while most men thought "MORE!"