Sunday, September 28, 2014

Weekend Wackiness

Juvenile Delinquents?

A policeman brought four boys before a judge. 

"They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo, your Honor," he said.

"Boys," said the judge sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency. 

Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong."

"My name is George," said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."

"My name is Pete," said the second boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."

"My name is Mike," said the third boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."

"My name is Peanuts," said the fourth boy. 


Motorcycle Mishap

Two guys were driving down the road on a motorcycle.  The driver was wearing a leather jacket that didn't have a zipper or any buttons.
Finally, he stopped the bike and told his passenger, "I can't drive any more with the air hitting me in the chest."

After a bit of thinking, he decided to put the jacket on backwards to block the air from hitting him.  They continued on down the road, came around a curve, lost control, and crashed.  

A farmer who lived nearby called the police and told them what happened.

The police asked, "Is either one of them showing any signs of life?"

The farmer answered, "Well that first one was until I turned his head around the right way."


Thanks, fishducky for those first two!


Bad Idea!

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack said as he stepped out of the shower. " What do you think the neighbors would say if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I must have married you for your money," his wife answered.


The Joke's on Us!

While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world. . . . .

. . . . .then He made the earth round and He just laughed and laughed and laughed.....


Thank you J.W. for the last two!


Hope everyone is enjoying the weekend!



Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Hehehehhhe good to have you back on my reader list; so yes, fine weekend! YAM xx

Eva Gallant said...

Yam: Glad you're having a good weekend!

fishducky said...

You're VERY welcome!!

Claudya Martinez said...

My name is Peanuts! I love it.

Stephen Hayes said...

That's a great comment to prevent a husband from mowing the lawn nude. Thanks for the laughs.

River said...

I'm sure God didn't laugh any louder than I did at that!

The Dose of Reality said...

Am cracking up at the first one! HA HA HA...did not see that coming!-Ashley

Eva Gallant said...

fishducky: You always send me great material!

Claudia: Glad if it gave you a giggle!

Stephen: You are so welcome!

River: A whole lot of truth there, eh?

Ashley: I hope you keep returning for more!

Al Penwasser said...

Peanuts got me!